Bacon

I hear you say what hell is bacon?

Well bacon is another type of pork!! no joke it actually is. See spam is a type of pork that tastes bad but in computer language it is the most annoying thing on the planet. If you have any common sense you will know not to reply to an email asking for you to put £500,000 in a swiss bank for an arabian prince!! Bacon is like spam except it comes in rations rather than a tin!! sorry I can help it, bacn (with out an o) is like spam in that it is automated message but it is one you signed up for like the Apple news email, and replies to comments on blogs. It is amazing what people come up with. Where did SPAM come from, now bloody BACON, funny yes indeed. It is useful to have a word for it but what is up with the pork obsession. I proclaim HAM as email sent to you by real people and real people is defined but ones that know that the sky is blue!! and grass is green!!! and black is the opposite of white!! We technological people came up with things like nano bots and processors then some really imaginative bloke/lass came up with onion router why the food?? come on art is nearer to technology than food why not poster paint router, it sounds better. Now we all know what BACON means, next is pork chops!! watch out.